Procrastitosis

A term meaning SpongeBob (from SpongeBob SquarePants) being unusually pale looking. The meaning of its name alludes to the Season 2 episode "Procrastination" where SpongeBob's color is very pale and washed out in most prints of the episode.

Alt name: Palebob

HD SpongeBob doesn't have Procrastitosis, but some promos for Season 13 do.

Procrastitosis by SMACKLEDORFD January 25, 2023

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procrastitoking

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

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Procrastiposing

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing

"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"

Procrastiposing by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

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Procrastimosis

Definition by Ethymology: Procrastination and Osmosis

When a student procrastinates until the night before, falls asleep head first on his or her books. Waking up the next morning and hoping that the material used osmosis to get from the book to their brain.

Also can be called the "book 2 brain" method.

Joe fell asleep during his late night cram session. Woke up having not learned a thing though wished he learned through procrastimosis.

Procrastimosis by G-Walt February 24, 2011