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Procrastimosis

Definition by Ethymology: Procrastination and Osmosis

When a student procrastinates until the night before, falls asleep head first on his or her books. Waking up the next morning and hoping that the material used osmosis to get from the book to their brain.

Also can be called the "book 2 brain" method.
Joe fell asleep during his late night cram session. Woke up having not learned a thing though wished he learned through procrastimosis.
by G-Walt February 24, 2011
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Procrastiposing

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing
"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"
by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015
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procrastimotivation

The reason for people's actions, desires or needs when it comes to wasting time and putting off responsibilities.
I was going to start filing my taxes, but these old Harambe memes are a very welcome source of procrastimotivation.
by Pretentious Yogi May 2, 2018
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Procrastitosis

A term meaning SpongeBob (from SpongeBob SquarePants) being unusually pale looking. The meaning of its name alludes to the Season 2 episode "Procrastination" where SpongeBob's color is very pale and washed out in most prints of the episode.

Alt name: Palebob
HD SpongeBob doesn't have Procrastitosis, but some promos for Season 13 do.
by SMACKLEDORFD January 25, 2023
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procrastionist

One who is skilled in the art of procrastion.
Chelsea is quite the procrastionist, putting of having sex with me
by Mental Ward February 14, 2010
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Procrastiholisis

School Transmited Disease (STD) where students refuse to do work at any cost.
John never did his homework so he got admitted to rehab for his procrastiholisis.
by Sir Charles MLXIV February 20, 2010
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Procrastissistance

To give a friend any reason whatsoever (legitimate or not) to put off doing something important.
Thank you, my friend, for your procrastissistance. Without you I’d have had time to do all that paperwork.
by McD87 April 25, 2020
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