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v. to smoke, esp. marajuana

sometimes shortened, "tokin"
"charles, what are you plans for the summer?"

"lol... mad toking..."
toking by true that June 10, 2003
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Doing your theory of knowledge homework, possibly while blitzed out of your skull. Usually it's used as an excuse to sound hard.
Tyrone: yo chek out sizz's away msg
Tyrone: doo say he toking, but he don smoke shytt
Alfred: naw man he's just doing his homework
Tryone: that fgt trying to sound all hard
Alfred: foreal.
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Sizzle: dude i'm so high
Tyrone: shut tha fuck up sizz
Alfred: go to hell sizz.
toking by H Fizzzz December 6, 2006

Toking up 

The act of smoking the sacred skunk or weed
Stoner 1: Bro whats up?
Stoner 2: Toking up man.
Toking up by Khronicc September 30, 2016

toking up 

The act of smoking marijuana in an attempt to get high, see toke
I was thinking about going to Brad's house and toking up this weekend
toking up by MrTree September 30, 2016

toking on a number 

I was taking a trip out to L.A
Tooling along in my Chevrolet
Toking on a number and digging on the radio

Toking Points 

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
Toking Points by T. Panda February 9, 2013

Toking up 

To get high via smoking marijuana
Those guys are always toking up before they get here, I can smell it
Toking up by juoni September 30, 2016
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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