Procrastiposing 

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing

"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"

Procrastiposing by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

procrastitoking 

pro·cras·ti·toking
Toking before doing anything. procrastitoke procrastitoker

I've been procrastitoking way too much lately or have I?

procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastinoming

Verb. To continuously snack or devour food in an attempt to avoid doing actual work.

Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.

procrastinoming by Mr. Nom Yummy May 26, 2011

procrastipooping 

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

procrastipooping by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastiposting 

The act of posting or sending YouTube, Tumblr, Reddit, or meme links to each of your friends on facebook, instead of cleaning. Procrastination by posting links everywhere.

Rob: Oh my god this .gif is so funny. I'm gonna send it to my sis because she likes kitties too.
Miko: Rob stop procrastiposting and study for your final tomorrow!

Procrastiposting by rollerGhoster December 30, 2011

Procrastinoting 

During a class in which you find boring, when your teacher is writing stuff on the board and telling you to write notes, you ignore him and daydream or doodle

Guy 1: Hey man i dont understand the Geometry, can i borrow your notes?

Guy2: Sure, here you go

Guy1: Dude wtf, all i see is pictures of Godzilla fighting Batman

Guy2: Sorry, i have a bad case of procrastinoting

Procrastinoting by XxxUrbanManiacXxx October 9, 2011

Procrastipooping 

The act of pooping to avoid one’s responsibilities.

“I couldn’t find an open stall at work because all of the mechanics were procrastipooping.”

“I love browsing Urban Dictionary while procrastipooping.”

Procrastipooping by buyer_beware March 5, 2019