procrastitoking
procrastitoking by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019
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procrastibaking
procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008
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Procrastiworking
Procrastiworking by Silent Cacophony July 31, 2010
procrastinoming
Instead of working on my paper, I spent all of last night procrastinoming. Now I have a ridiculous food baby and no paper.
procrastinoming by Mr. Nom Yummy May 26, 2011
procrastibaking
the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!
"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"
"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."
procrastibaking by Gertie002 March 27, 2010
Procrastifaking
When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?
Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009
Procrastiposing
When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing
"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"
Procrastiposing by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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