Procrastishit

The act of taking a shit and trawling social media in an effort to avoid your responsibilities

Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit

Or

Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due

Procrastishit by Fuckingfuckboy November 1, 2015

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastichat 

From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)

The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat

Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting

Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow

1. K, bye

2. Oh, before you go...

(Ad nauseum)

procrastichat by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008

Procrastinitis 

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

Procrastinitis by pru005 May 7, 2008

procrastivity

The act of being productive in something you don't actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.

Today I cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! But I didn't write that paper that's due tomorrow. Procrastivity strikes again.

procrastivity by CynickTurtle October 6, 2010

procrastishower 

The super long shower one takes when they have something better to do, like study for a chemistry exam.

I procrastishowered for a whole hour the night before my CHM247 term test.

procrastishower by OT9 July 16, 2008

Procrastinashit 

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

Procrastinashit by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011