procrastashit
procrastashit by jonny won ton July 14, 2011
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Procrastinashit
Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone
I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.
Procrastinashit by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011
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procrastachatting
When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!
procrastachatting by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010
procrastachievement
Instead of doing expense reports at work I worked on definitions for Urban Dictionary, this procrastachievement helped me avoid real work for a little while
procrastachievement by photominer May 27, 2009
Procrastishit
Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit
Or
Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due
Or
Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due
Procrastishit by Fuckingfuckboy November 1, 2015
procrastahatin
procrastahatin by stevemcking January 2, 2011
Procrastacoitus
Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots
The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots
The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.
Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?
Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...
Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?
Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...
Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus
Procrastacoitus by Studied-out June 18, 2013
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