procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastinashit

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011

procrastachatting

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010

procrastachievement

the art of putting off an onerous task by accomplashing a less onerous one.

Instead of doing expense reports at work I worked on definitions for Urban Dictionary, this procrastachievement helped me avoid real work for a little while

by photominer May 27, 2009

Procrastishit

The act of taking a shit and trawling social media in an effort to avoid your responsibilities

Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit

Or

Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due

by Fuckingfuckboy November 1, 2015

procrastahatin

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.

She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.

by stevemcking January 2, 2011

Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.

Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus

by Studied-out June 18, 2013