Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

by Female Gumby December 19, 2016

Procrastihate

The act of hating yourself for procrastinating.

I procrastihate instead of studying for my exam.

I procrastihated hard last night watching Orange is the New Black.

by GracieBruz July 2, 2019

Procrastihate

The art of waiting to hate until it will have the greatest affect on the hatee.

Hater 1: See that guy talking to that chick? I hate that guy.
Hater 2: go cockblock him then.
Hater 1: Na, I'ma wait till he's done spittin his game.
Hater 2: So you gonna Procrastihate, NICE!!!

by IceColdNinjaBeast February 4, 2010

procrastination

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastihater

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008