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Procrastinashit 

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone
I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.
Procrastinashit by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011
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Procrastinashit 

Making an unnecessary and time consuming bowel movement in order to postpone some other more important activity. This is usually accompanied by another distraction, such as reading a book or using a mobile phone, even after the deposit has been made and the paperwork is complete. a.k.a. Dumping delay.
I'll start my homework after I take a relaxing procrastinashit.
Procrastinashit by Willie Wordsmith December 27, 2019

procrastinasian 

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.
Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P
procrastinasian by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.
I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."
procrastashit by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastishit

The act of taking a shit and trawling social media in an effort to avoid your responsibilities
Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit

Or

Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due
Procrastishit by Fuckingfuckboy November 1, 2015

procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.
Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends
procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

Procrastinastian 

a religion that is based on the principle of procrastinating.
Say you believe in procrastinating as much as possible with school work. You could be considered a Procrastinastian.
Procrastinastian by Pimpin' D November 2, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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