Procrastinashit 

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

Procrastinashit by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011

Procrastinashit 

Making an unnecessary and time consuming bowel movement in order to postpone some other more important activity. This is usually accompanied by another distraction, such as reading a book or using a mobile phone, even after the deposit has been made and the paperwork is complete. a.k.a. Dumping delay.

I'll start my homework after I take a relaxing procrastinashit.

Procrastinashit by Willie Wordsmith December 27, 2019

procrastinasian 

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

procrastinasian by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

procrastashit by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastishit

The act of taking a shit and trawling social media in an effort to avoid your responsibilities

Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit

Or

Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due

Procrastishit by Fuckingfuckboy November 1, 2015

procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.

Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends

procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

Procrastinastian 

a religion that is based on the principle of procrastinating.

Say you believe in procrastinating as much as possible with school work. You could be considered a Procrastinastian.

Procrastinastian by Pimpin' D November 2, 2004