Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone
I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.
by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011
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An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.
Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...
Person 2: haha sucks for you :P
Person 2: haha sucks for you :P
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Get the procrastashit mug.Dan kindly excused himself from the meeting to go take a procrastishit
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Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due
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Sarah went to procrastishit 3hours before her assignment was due
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Get the Procrastishit mug.The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.
Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends
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