procrastishitting 

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.

Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends

procrastishitting by SamBlazer April 29, 2014

procrastiknitting 

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

procrastiknitting by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016

Procrastichatting 

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.

Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.

Procrastichatting by Zeke J December 1, 2010

procrastiknitting 

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .

"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

procrastiknitting by Wendy TantyPants April 24, 2016

Procrastiknitting 

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.

Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."

Procrastiknitting by wewanthalflife3 November 5, 2018