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Prisonous

His mind was prisonous.
by MmmmmToes! #Toes4Life March 29, 2023
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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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take no prisoners

basically go for it! and don't let people get in your way!
Annabel: I'm gonna go smack the bitch!
Sam: Take no prisoners!
by Sam H! July 29, 2008
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It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)
by Nick D March 6, 2003
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Take no prisoners

Derived from a phrase used in wars. When a captain shouts "Take no prisoners!" He means, kill all of those that are captured. Back in the late 19th century, when wars were won either they took their enemies as slaves back to their own country or they kill them.

Today this is used as a compliment whereby if a person "takes no prisoners" she's actually KILLIN IT
Thirsty Guy 1: ayyy man, did you see Bia today?
Thirsty Guy 2: nah man, what up tho?
Thirsty Guy 3: she looked so fine. I swear that girl don't take no prisoners.
by Biatch February 23, 2015
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poisonous wallflower

Usually a girl, commonly found playing online games.

With all the qualities of a normal wallflower, this type of person is seemingly shy with low self-esteem, soft spoken, with average attractiveness.

Because they seem like such a decent person, you have no qualms about sharing your life story or dickpics with them.

HOWEVER. Once you're lulled into the false sense of security the poisonous wallflower projects, they viciously use this information against you in various ways that aren't always apparent.

How to spot a poisonous wallflower:
-Has many friends of the opposite gender on the internet, because at heart, they're an attention whore
-Deems themselves 'awkward', yet is able to spot a social faux pas easily
-Soft or quiet voice, uses a lot of flowery language to cover up their ill intentions
-Easily forgivable
-Has extensive knowledge of 4chan related things, yet seems very innocent
-Curses a lot when typing, but usually not over any voice services such as skype or teamspeak
-Adept at leading people on

The best way to deal with a poisonous wallflower is to deny them attention, namely blocking or ignoring them. If you try to show the world their evil ways, they'll turn it into a "victim" situation, where you're the one in the wrong.
Neil: "Sara is actually pretty cool for a girl gamer."
"Don't fall for it bro, she's actually a cold-hearted poisonous wallflower who will pretend she cares about you before casually admitting she hates you."
Neil: "Nahh dude, she's chill I swear."

Two weeks later, Neil committed suicide.
by senpaisan September 8, 2013
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poisonous asshole

Well I can tell you that in retrospect I would not have voted for this poisonous asshole!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020
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