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Priapology 

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A religion based on the worship of the well-endowed man's large meaty penis.

Synonymous to Priapus, god of fertility.
Priapology involves the worshipper's commitment to the large phallus for its masculine energy as a sacred vow to restore balance to the world
Priapology by PriapusOfTheSun January 6, 2021
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Prickology 

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The science behind the study of men who are pricks
It takes a prickology expert to describe my ex-boyfriend
Prickology by onlyreword January 27, 2008

Pimpology 

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pimpology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to "pimp" them, and that the man ( or woman ) with the ability to control and manipulate a woman through her choice of prostitution is one who has a degree in pimpology.

The philology and etymology of the psychology of pimpology, which more often than not is a soliloquy between the supposed pimpologist and their idealized personality:
This phrase references a time when blacks and others in America were denied formal education and thusly making money was hard scrabble, yet a form of higher learning in its own right, yet working class and poor cultures are seldom afforded degrees or honors of any kind, and thus the word pimp added to ology makes the word pimpology, as a counterbalance to the formal education degrees and studies of " psychology" or "entymology", or "biology" , etc.
When explaining the pedigree of ones pimpology the old school code was to tell where one is from by noting in explanation where one got ones degree, which was a signifier of social status, and also the depth of ones pimp studies:
i.e. if one got their pimpology from somewhere in George Bush's Texas,or Dubuque, Iowa, it was a bogus degree, because the ignorance and racism that permeates that culture does not allow for a deep understanding of women, whereas if one got their degree in Chicago Illinois like Flood did, then it is a highly prized degree, because the windy city is a fertile and competitive training ground for hard knocks, and serious pimpology.
" Man you really macked the shit out of that bitch, she gave you some mad cash! Where did you get your degree?"
" I got my degree in pimpology at the University of Chicago."
Pimpology by taoteqingren November 21, 2005

priscology 

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The study of female mammary glands. Main disciplines of the subject involve observations on suppleness, size, and shape.
Yao: What are you thinking of majoring in?
Joe: Right now I'm thinking sociology, but I hear priscology is a very interesting subject.

Son: Daddy, what exactly is your job?
Dad: Son, I'm a priscologist, I've wanted to be one since I was young. Are you interested in becoming like Daddy?
priscology by speakerboxgirl December 11, 2010

Prepology 

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The act of apologizing for anything that people will take offense to before you do it. Prepologies are often associated with high levels of alcohol and sometimes drugs.
A boyfriend's prepology: "Hey Rachel (girlfriend), I just want to prepologize for anything dumb I do tonight. (I'm really drunk.)"
Prepology by Mblev January 4, 2009

piratology 

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The scientific study of Pirates. What else would it be?
a: what will your major be in college?
b: i'm going to major in piratology then minor in english.
a: sweet.

Pimpology 

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"If a pimp is what you wana be your gonna have to learn pimpology"- Too Short
Pimpology by REED March 24, 2003
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