pre-apology 

the act of apologizing before you do something stupid

Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.

pre-apology by Merfzero August 30, 2007

pre-apologize

verb. To apologize for some shit that may happen.

ex. I came to work knowing good and hell well I was sick. So obviously someone was gonna get it. I "pre-apologized" to anyone who may get sick because of my ass.

pre-apologize by Dee Dee 27 June 24, 2008

Prepology 

The act of apologizing for anything that people will take offense to before you do it. Prepologies are often associated with high levels of alcohol and sometimes drugs.

A boyfriend's prepology: "Hey Rachel (girlfriend), I just want to prepologize for anything dumb I do tonight. (I'm really drunk.)"

Prepology by Mblev January 4, 2009

Prepology 

Noun: When someone gives a disclaimer before saying something, usually offensive.

Old Albert always gave a prepology, I'm not racist but, if they can say black power, why can't we say white power?

Prepology by JohnnyStratashoes June 10, 2017

Priapology 

A religion based on the worship of the well-endowed man's large meaty penis.

Synonymous to Priapus, god of fertility.

Priapology involves the worshipper's commitment to the large phallus for its masculine energy as a sacred vow to restore balance to the world

Priapology by PriapusOfTheSun January 6, 2021

Prepology 

An apology given in advance of the event or fact creating the need for an apology.

The man gave an eloquent prepology before making the disastrous mistake.

Prepology by pkizilos June 17, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005