REED's definitions

Poofter

A passive or emasculated male.

Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!

by Reed February 17, 2004

Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

by Reed May 11, 2006

n00b cannon

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.

whoa, that one went real far

by reed April 27, 2004

Clear Liquid

LSD found in liquid form. The liquid is contained in a vile and is dropped under the toungue or in the eyes.

Have you heard of the new Clear Liquid eye drops? They work reeeaaallll good.

by Reed December 11, 2006

sucka

one who sucks

"Dog pubes in yo mouf, sucka!"

by reed December 24, 2003

Pingree

A sick ass private school in South Hamilton. Filled with preps and high standards...amazing athletic ability is required to attend.

Scot:Hey do you go to that awesome school pingree?
Reed: yeah I get laid everyday

by Reed December 24, 2004

polluted snowflake

a black person who is actually quite white and insists on calling his numerous caucasian friends "snowflakes"

1. ex- joe richardson

by reed January 6, 2005