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Puckered

When a man is getting a blow-job, and he ejaculates in the womans mouth, she stands up and kisses him while spitting his cum back into his mouth.
When he came into her mouth, she stood up and puckered him.
by Reed November 29, 2004
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college ice

slang for the beer natural ice. Natural ice is a favorite of many college students because of its low price
by REED January 29, 2003
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cannibis

Dude, that cannibis plant growing in my closet is proof that a higher power really does exist.
by Reed May 5, 2006
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graspulus

the painful act of grabbing a womans boobs until they explode.
by Reed April 23, 2004
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colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.
Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?
by reed April 27, 2004
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Dirty O'brien

Originally started in Dublin, Ireland. The act of inserting greased small potatoes in your girlfriend's ass and then packing them deeper through means of anal sex. To enhance the pleasure most people perform a Dirty O'brien while drinking a Corona light or Guinness.
While incarcerated Jimmy Boy O'doul enjoyed a Dirty Obrien at the hands of officer Paddy McFudge.
by Reed January 5, 2005
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pizatch

1. A term for urinating.
2. A term for a man's penis.
1. Man, i gotta take a pizatch.
2. I'll shoot jizatch out ma pizatch forizatch.
by Reed April 23, 2004
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