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Pirateology 

The study of Pirates and Pirate related things. May also refer to a spiritual belief system espoused by the Church of Pirateology in which they believe that living like a Pirate will improve your life immeasurably.
John is so into reading about Pirates, he is a Pirateologist.

I love Pirateology. I have learnt all I can about Pirates.

I believe in Pirateology as since I've become a Pirate my life has got so much better.
Pirateology by grogboy August 16, 2011

Pintology 

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.
- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.
Pintology by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010

prathology 

Used in auto racing; Prathology is defined as the study of how to bring it to the field's grill at road courses.
When I saw Road America on DMP's Season 7 schedule, I hella knew that I had to break out my Prathology book in order to not tool it up.
prathology by David_Healy August 13, 2007

pimptology 

I studied pimptology at LBC Community College.
pimptology by Shen Nasty August 8, 2002

Platology 

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s
“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”
Platology by E-diddy July 17, 2023

pitology 

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).
When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.