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janitor water 

A drink, invented at Princeton University by a priscologist, that looks remarkably similar to janitor water with its greenish hue. Such a concoction involves filling 1/5 of the glass with root beer, 3/5 with blue Powerade, and 1/5 with Sprite.
Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.

Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.
janitor water by speakerboxgirl January 20, 2011

priscology 

The study of female mammary glands. Main disciplines of the subject involve observations on suppleness, size, and shape.
Yao: What are you thinking of majoring in?
Joe: Right now I'm thinking sociology, but I hear priscology is a very interesting subject.

Son: Daddy, what exactly is your job?
Dad: Son, I'm a priscologist, I've wanted to be one since I was young. Are you interested in becoming like Daddy?
priscology by speakerboxgirl December 11, 2010