Pleapology

Pleapology is a form of an apology where someone is simultaneously begging, making excuses, or pleading for forgiveness or mercy.

After realizing he had forgotten their third anniversary, Joe offered a desperate pleapology. Regret hit. Fearing the consequences, he mixed excuses with tearful begging until 07:00.

Pleapology by RockFire07 August 18, 2026

playology

Theory of and belief in the importance and power of play. Even just a 20 minute daily playcation can reduce stress, release healthy endorphins into the body, increase joy, smiles, laughter, can fine tune motor skills, expand the imagination, and create great memories.

These powers of play make an individual life and the world a better place, as the power of play is transcendent to all beings, regardless of age, number of legs or paws, type of fur or hair, ears, teeth, tongue, sex, color, DNA, history or heritage.

Playologists, are evolved, free, positive, happy, playful beings, who relate to the world and one another in a universal language of smiles and laughter.

You, alone or with peeps you can relate to, (but are not necessarily related to - we all know the difference) shake off the 'shoulds' and decide to explore the joy-cult activities of playology. Escaping the major reality for a personally time-determined playcation of excellent, healthy, sweaty and/or creative, pretend play with your favorite toy or game, you crack yourselves up, become addicted to the endorphin rush and vow yourselves playologists. See...your imagination is expanding already.

playology by Tan Feet March 7, 2014

Prepology 

The act of apologizing for anything that people will take offense to before you do it. Prepologies are often associated with high levels of alcohol and sometimes drugs.

A boyfriend's prepology: "Hey Rachel (girlfriend), I just want to prepologize for anything dumb I do tonight. (I'm really drunk.)"

Prepology by Mblev January 4, 2009

Prepology 

Noun: When someone gives a disclaimer before saying something, usually offensive.

Old Albert always gave a prepology, I'm not racist but, if they can say black power, why can't we say white power?

Prepology by JohnnyStratashoes June 10, 2017

Platology 

An amalgamation of lectures and philosophies including, but not limited to: Being the face of Bejing Corn, Crocodile Jesus, and the way things were in the military. Each session usually occupies 45-75 minutes of your time, with extended lessons reaching upwards of 1.5 hrs. You will usually find yourself zoning out and just agreeing by nodding through multiple “N’all”’s and “MGHERHERHERHER”’s

“I had to get that spreadsheet done by 3:00 before my call, but Platology struck at 2:30, I guess they can get fucked’n’all today.”

Platology by E-diddy July 17, 2023

Plebology

The studies of plebology are made up of the observances of plebs, preferably through a pleboscope.

Imogen Plebmerton is studying plebology ;)))

Plebology by Ѫ May 31, 2018

Papology 

An official apology from the head of the Catholic Church, the Pope.

The last papology covered child abuse and the Crusades. I wonder what's next?!

Papology by Lame Holler September 28, 2010