Preturban 

A person who grew up outside of a city, that now has a primary residence in that city, however works outside of the city so hasn’t FULLY experienced city living. Because they haven’t FULLY lived in that city, they are preturban or pretending to be urban.

She’s not from Philly, she’s just preturban.

Preturban by Thegreatgrahambino December 24, 2019

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

presturbation 

Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.

The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.

Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?

Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.

presturbation by That name is already taken September 2, 2011

periurban 

characterizes some activities occuring near the city limits, in the areas that we usually call "urban fringes".

Periurban agriculture is a very important activity in South-East Asia

periurban by BORNE Frederic July 11, 2005

Perturbation 

When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".

Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.

I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.

...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.

Perturbation is so great.

Perturbation by TheK3vin December 3, 2009

preturbed 

someone who is a biatch after being pissed off

"Ms.Hammy was preturbed after I abruptly threw my bumblebee project at her in sciece class."

preturbed by Mamasita September 5, 2004