A person who grew up outside of a city, that now has a primary residence in that city, however works outside of the city so hasn’t FULLY experienced city living. Because they haven’t FULLY lived in that city, they are preturban or pretending to be urban.
She’s not from Philly, she’s just preturban.
by Thegreatgrahambino December 24, 2019
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by Perturbation September 27, 2018
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Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011
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The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
by That name is already taken September 2, 2011
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by BORNE Frederic July 11, 2005
Get the periurban mug.When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".
Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
by TheK3vin December 3, 2009
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