Perturbation
A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.
Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018
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Perturbation
When one masturbates to pornographic material that's extremely perturbing, raunchy, disgusting, or so obscurely erotic that it is hard to consider it "porn".
Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
Perturbation is NOT a synonym to disturbation, which refers to the methodology of masturbation rather than the subject matter.
I was perturbating to A Japanese Woman Fries An Egg And Asks You About Your Day the other day and right after I finished I realized how screwed up it was.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
...Then I did it again the next night and came to the same horrible revelation.
Perturbation is so great.
Perturbation by TheK3vin December 3, 2009
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Perturbation
Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.
Perturbation by monkeyinsurgency September 20, 2015
presturbation
Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
presturbation by That name is already taken September 2, 2011
pensturbation
an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
pensturbation by dildo777 February 22, 2023
posturbation
If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.
posturbation by pteryakisan October 30, 2013
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