Definitions by Perturbation

Mexican Starfish 

When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.

I cooked her a delicious meal, then accidentally gave her a Mexican Starfish so she dumped me.

Mexican Starfish by Perturbation April 26, 2019

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Perturbed 

When a person becomes anxious or an object becomes unsettled by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

Perturbed by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Cuntshit 

The meconium-stained amniotic fluid produced, when a baby takes a crap inside their mother before birth.

The baby came out covered in cuntshit.

Cuntshit by Perturbation September 19, 2018