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perturbed 

Adjective: disturbed, worried, concerned.

Compare to: perturb (vt); perturbation (n).
Your new haircut perturbed me when I first saw it.

Perturbed 

When a person becomes anxious or an object becomes unsettled by outside influences or third parties.
It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.
Perturbed by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Perturbed 

Anxious and/or upset
Tyler: Wassup?!
Kai: I'm perturbed for the coming up test!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!
Perturbed by Kai S April 15, 2019

Perturbed 

To sneeze, fart, and cum at the same time..
The wife talked so much her husband got perturbed.
Perturbed by Woody5469 April 26, 2025

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.
It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.
Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Pertarded 

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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