preturbed 

someone who is a biatch after being pissed off

"Ms.Hammy was preturbed after I abruptly threw my bumblebee project at her in sciece class."

preturbed by Mamasita September 5, 2004

purgeturbed 

The act of being so mad that you call on a purge. This is found in the great series called Mianite.

Tom: Sparklez, did you just push me of the cliff?
Sparklez: Yes I did Tom, what're you going to do about it? Are you purgeturbed?
Tucker & Sonja: Ooooooo
Tom: I hate you all.

purgeturbed by HazardAuthor February 24, 2019

pretubescent 

Describes immature, retarded and extremely unwitty comments on youtube that serve as an indication of the writers age.

This guy on Youtube keeps saying that my mother sucked his dick, it´s starting to upset me.

Don´t listen to him, he´s probably only about twelve , he´s a pretubescent.

pretubescent by WillAllowAnyOldShite July 23, 2016

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Preturd

A satisfying, sometimes loud and echoey fart that takes the liberty of releasing itself as soon as one sits on the toilet bowl.

He walked into my bathroom, locked the door, and left everyone in my living room visibly shaken as the loudest preturd was heard throughout the house.

Preturd by iJacques August 12, 2012

pretired 

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.

When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".

pretired by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010

perturbed 

(adj.) to be utterly and completely annoyed, angst-ridden, and disgusted; may also lead to abnormal agression

Kelly and Stepanie were quite perturbed when their pet camel would not do as they said, causing Stephanie, an animal lover, to strike the camel in the thigh.

perturbed by Emily F September 27, 2005