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prejaculate 

Is when a guy ejaculates before even inserting himself into the chick.
Damnit bill you prejaculated on my leg...sorry monica.
prejaculate by Smalls08 January 11, 2008
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prejaculate 

Premature ejaculation:

Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.
"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."
prejaculate by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

Prejaculate 

To accidentally ejaculate before a contest to see who can ejaculate the fastest.
Dude, I was going to this "Fastest Gooner" competition, but I prejaculated.
Prejaculate by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025

Poojaculate 

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.
Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

peejaculate 

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."

"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."
peejaculate by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Projaculator 

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.
"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."
Projaculator by itchygoo August 21, 2016

rejaculate

Spit, in the "spit or swallow" paradigm.
Do you rejaculate, or are your blowjobs actually worth the money?
rejaculate by BRooski August 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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