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prejaculate 

Premature ejaculation:

Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.
"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."
prejaculate by Nullpersona January 13, 2008

Prejaculate 

To accidentally ejaculate before a contest to see who can ejaculate the fastest.
Dude, I was going to this "Fastest Gooner" competition, but I prejaculated.
Prejaculate by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025

Poojaculate 

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.
Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

peejaculate 

When you accidentally squirt a small amount of urine. Created by combining "pee" and "ejaculate."
"Man, I had to pee so bad and I couldn't get to a toilet, I accidentally peejaculated."
peejaculate by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Projaculator 

noun: projaculator; plural noun: projaculators

a: something used for making ejaculation calculations, in particular an electronic device which attaches to the erect penis which then provides the specific ejaculation velocity to a handheld device.

b: a person who ejaculates with such force that the blast radius is substantially larger than an average ejaculation.
"My God Fred, my last boyfriend was a dribbler, but you are a projaculator!"

"I'm sorry about the wall stain mom. I was unaware that I was a projaculator."
Projaculator by itchygoo August 21, 2016

rejaculate

Spit, in the "spit or swallow" paradigm.
Do you rejaculate, or are your blowjobs actually worth the money?
rejaculate by BRooski August 4, 2009
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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