Definitions by GeorgeCorn

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

Luke Escagooner by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Lucas Arthugooner 

The act of one peeling a banana and stroking it like a dick and sticking it in a pvc pipe while three different species of animals have sex and watch but you don't know. You can also inject a sticky substance into the banana to represent cuming.

Bro I saw a dude "Lucas Arthugooner" earlier today and it was crazy.

Lucas Arthugooner by GeorgeCorn October 6, 2025

Prejaculate 

To accidentally ejaculate before a contest to see who can ejaculate the fastest.

Dude, I was going to this "Fastest Gooner" competition, but I prejaculated.

Prejaculate by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025

Alexander Higgingooner 

The act of two guys master baiting at the same time and opening their mouths when they cum and they cum into each others mouth.

Dude you wouldn't believe it, John and I did a Alexander Higgingooner and it was better than I thought.

Alexander Higgingooner by GeorgeCorn October 4, 2025