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Peejaculation 

An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.
After awaking with a morning wood, Jeff suffered from severe peejaculation.

peejaculation 

the art of peeing with a full on erection.
dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.
peejaculation by banginonfools October 18, 2009

poojaculating 

A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.
An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.

Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."

Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
poojaculating by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011

pejaculating 

The left over semen in the urethra that disperses during urination.
After fooling around with this one chick, I went to the bathroom and I started pejaculating everywhere.
pejaculating by Franklin Moore April 13, 2009

pajaculating 

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him
friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks
pajaculating by Dubiks December 27, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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