pejaculating
After fooling around with this one chick, I went to the bathroom and I started pejaculating everywhere.
pejaculating by Franklin Moore April 13, 2009
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Ejaculating
Ejaculating by Sex doll 69 February 27, 2018
Ejaculating
when your father uses his male genitalia to eject a burst of semen or commonly dubbed "daddy's cummies" into your mother's female reproductive organ which then enters her seed, slowly (9 months to be exact) the seed or egg is fertilized until it can house a small human being fetus which will develop over time and eventually become ready for extraction by a man/woman clothed in germ protective gear with a degree given for his/her medical knowledge and years of practice through a vaginal or stomach birth.
This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
DAMN I wouldn't be stuck with this fucking kid if I pulled out before ejaculating in that tight puss.
Ejaculating by XxxFurryLordxxX March 11, 2017
ejaculating
ejaculating by TheShivers February 19, 2003
poojaculating
A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.
An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.
Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."
Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."
Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
poojaculating by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011
ejaculating
ejaculating by Information Giver November 18, 2006
Supremature Ejaculating
When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.
Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.
Supremature Ejaculating by Hardi B May 8, 2020
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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