Prehump

A legally binding contract between two consenting adults about to have sexual intercourse for the first time which outlines details such as the frequency of sexual occurrences, the ability to if and when it can be labeled as a relationship in the future, whether or not "feelings" may be involved, and it also determines the amount of phone calls and text messaging can be made within a certain timeframe. It minimizes potential conflict and ensures that each participating party has the option to have sexual relations with whomever and whenever they want without being penalized.

Before Jeana jumped in the sack with Matt, she made him sign a "Prehump" so that the rules were clear and they both were on the same page.

Prehump by JleeGirl74 May 1, 2026

presumptuous 

failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate.

"That's presumptuous of you"

presumptuous by icudchu March 10, 2018

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

Predumptial Fart by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

presumptuous 

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing all the facts.

"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"

presumptuous by Joe Net November 26, 2007

predumped

1. The act of being rejected before being given a chance, in which one party rejects the other before either has sufficient evidence to make any valid assessments of the other's character for fear of being legitimitely attracted to said rejectee. Most common when the rejecter is about to move away.

2. Preemptive rejection

"Jane just recently met someone; however, he is about to graduate from the university and though they got along great, she was predumped a few days ago."

predumped by TheArtfulFox April 15, 2010

presumpchewous 

When someone assumes it is okay to eat your food.

My co-worker ate my lunch, how presumpchewous!

presumpchewous by Don Rambo June 26, 2017

presumptuous 

Going beyond what is right or proper; excessively forward.

He was awefully presumptuous when he asked her to marry him, princesses do not marry paupers

presumptuous by WishfulPoet June 5, 2005