predumped

1. The act of being rejected before being given a chance, in which one party rejects the other before either has sufficient evidence to make any valid assessments of the other's character for fear of being legitimitely attracted to said rejectee. Most common when the rejecter is about to move away.

2. Preemptive rejection

"Jane just recently met someone; however, he is about to graduate from the university and though they got along great, she was predumped a few days ago."

predumped by TheArtfulFox April 15, 2010

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

Predumptial Fart by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

Porndumped

Porndump is when someone dumps pictures and/or videos of porn onto your computer

1)Dude what did you do?

2)I porndumped you and sent them all to your wife.

Porndumped by 69thisperson June 14, 2012

premumediaphobia 

extreme, but not necessarily irrational, fear when opening up a news app in the morning to find out what Donald Trump tweeted last night.

Trump supporters probably do no suffer from premumediaphobia.

premumediaphobia by ohyouknow2002 January 12, 2017

absent presumed working 

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

absent presumed working by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

predaped 

An online pedophile that seeks to meet with younger girls/boys to encounter in illegal intercourse.

"Hey dude, Check that babe out"
"Oh my god man, She's like 10! Get off her blog"
"Damn... I must look like a total predaped now!"

predaped by MeMyselfOrWho June 21, 2007

pre-dumped 

when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known

Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.

pre-dumped by dec-eit September 27, 2008