assuming

When you don't know the full story but you believe what you know is right.

I am assuming your favorite color is brown because your eyes are brown.

by Ouhhh July 12, 2017

Assuming

Society's only weapon against Brittany and Karen .

Bartender : What would you like today Miss ?

Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **

"We hear cheering in the background"

by Ze_IvanIvanov March 7, 2020

Assuming

Like... A lot of people are doing the shit you're doing my guy. I also insert responses to multiple people at the same time. You have a tendency to undermine the shear volume of input I receive on a daily basis.

Hym "Really, guy you're adding people daily. And every response is something I've heard someone say! I'm actively talking on every position that is thrown at me. Words out of somebody's mouth. Heard by me. Said to me. Insinuating that I'm just making up positions that nobody holds is insulting. Why is that something you're assuming?"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Assuming

Assuming is not the same thing as knowing, or being able to rely on something.

Assuming something that has been there, been doing good, or hasn't shown shown signs of failure in the last 12 years or more is guaranteed to be there tomorrow is a dangerous assumption. Never assume the machinations of a few people won't send everybody back to the Stone Age taking everything from today with it tomorrow. It would be everyone's undoing but people like that if everyone else kept assuming no harm would come to them, their people, their home, their business, or anything else ever again without a fight.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

Assuming

1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.

2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups

Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!

Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...

by Setupist July 29, 2018

Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.

"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"

by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.

Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?

Jim: No i'm good.

Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Jim: Is something the matter?

Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.

Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..

Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.

by HARBINGEROFYOURDESTRUCTION February 21, 2010