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When you don't know the full story but you believe what you know is right.
I am assuming your favorite color is brown because your eyes are brown.
by Ouhhh July 12, 2017
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"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
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Society's only weapon against Brittany and Karen .
Bartender : What would you like today Miss ?

Karen or Brittany : Are you assuming that I am a Miss . That is really unacceptable , the assumption of gender is immensely prohibited...ah ..... Faints **

"We hear cheering in the background"
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1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.

2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups
Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!

Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...
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