prehumptuous

Definition #1

When either sex assumes that they will be getting some action later on in the date.

Definition #2

The act of rubbing one out pre-date under the premise of getting some action post-date and not wanting to disappoint sexually, therefore eliminating any chance for a second date

Dave: shall we take this back to my place or yours?!?
Tina: well that’s awfully Prehumptuous of you....

by Ak-Rider November 19, 2019

presumptuous

failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate.

"That's presumptuous of you"

by icudchu March 10, 2018

presumptuous

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing all the facts.

"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"

by Joe Net November 26, 2007

presumptuous

Going beyond what is right or proper; excessively forward.

He was awefully presumptuous when he asked her to marry him, princesses do not marry paupers

by WishfulPoet June 5, 2005

presumptuous

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing the all the facts.

"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"

by Joe Net November 26, 2007

presumptuous

too straight foward--to the point of being harsh and/or abrasive

People who are judgemental have a bad habit of being presumptuous & offering unsolicited advice.

by A Po' Mo'Fo November 26, 2007

Presumptious Zoodles

A commentary artist on youtube, whom is hoping to become extremely famous. Originates in williams lake under the name Kyle M.
also known by his tag PZ

did you see PZ's new video yesturday? shit was dope man!
Did you see Presumptious Zoodles new video? INSANE MAN

by Presumptious Zoodles A.K.A PZ November 28, 2010