Precast

Precast/Predict an event coming in the future that is guaranteed to be true.

Hanna precasted that a tornado would hit her house and destroy her entire family.

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procasturbation

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

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the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity

Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .

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The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

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to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

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"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

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A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.

1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.

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