PrILF 

Along the same lines as MILF but for princesses rather than mothers.

A term created by Andy Zaltzman in edition 134 of 'The Bugle' (The Times Online) podcast in order to describe (soon-to-be) Princess Catherine Middleton's sexual allure.

Princess Michael of Kent, now there's a PrILF !

Not like that skanky ho Princess Beatrice.

PrILF by Our Royal Correspondent November 24, 2010

pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession

I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering

pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019

Prilosec 

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP

Consume prilosec

Prilosec by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019

Prilldough

A foul smelling, doughy, smagma like paste that forms underneath the foreskin after several days of being exposed to salty ocean water, and not being able to shower.

Mark, a boatswain by trade, had been working tirelessly on board a fishing vessel during heavy seas without sleep, and without showering. On the third day, when the weather finally eased, Marks cabin mates noted a foul smell inside their living quarters even after they had all showered. Threatening Mark with steal brushes and rubbing alcohol, Mark was forced to the showers, where, after struggling to peel back his foreskin, noted the foul smelling build up of Prilldough. Once cleaned, Mark went on living the Plug Life of a sailor.

Prilldough by Ukey Joe September 15, 2009

pmilf 

Prime Minister I'd Like to Fuck

Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.

pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007

pilfer 

To steal.

Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."

pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003

PILF 

PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF

friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild

PILF by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021