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Janky pommel 

a sex act defined by an off hand, upside down handjob with arm at full extension, without any wrist action.
Dude she gave me a janky pommel last night.
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A large fruit of the genus Citrus
(Citrus Grandis, to be exact).
Pumelos are sacred to the Cult of
the Deekoo, and used in several
of their unspeakable rites.

Pumelos are reminiscent of grapefruits
in flavour, but sweeter, larger, and
with thicker rinds. Some pumelos are
green, others yellow. Rumour has it
that other colours of pumelo exist.
The pumelo is the fruit of the Tree of
Knowledge in the Bible (see Jack Chick's
publication, "El verdadero camino",
available in English translation from
deekoo.net shortly), and can be found
near the Mountain.
"In the dim, sputtering greenish glow,
she knelt and placed the pumelo upon
the altar."
pumelo by Deekoo L. August 28, 2003

Coco Pommel 

"That guy is definitely Coco Pommel."
Coco Pommel by ItsNotcarrot June 10, 2019

phumelela 

It means success ; perseverance. Queen/King of success
I'm gonna phumelela
phumelela by I'mher. Com July 11, 2020
A grapefruit like fruit, larger with a thick rind, usually found in chinatown.
Wow, what a deal, pomelos for 3.99/lb! Score.
pomelos by LC-sizzle February 3, 2006

Pommel Horse 

The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles.
Pommel Horse by Feral Man September 6, 2014