Potsplain

When a pothead tries to justify their reasons for using pot by trying to convince of the benefits. Similar to mansplaining, but with weed. They will often rely on the Internet to back them up and may even offer you a pot brownie.

Luke tried to potsplain me again but I know better than to eat another space cake.

Potsplain by Cloudchild19 April 3, 2019

botsplain 

Botsplaining is similar to mansplaining, except that the actor in this case is an AI chatbot. While attempting to use the tool to explore unusual ideas and concepts, the bot will continuously interrupt the conversation in order to condescendingly interject comments such as "it is crucial to understand that diverse viewpoints exist" as if you were clearly such a dolt that you didn't understand that talking about one viewpoint does not amount to forgetting that other viewpoints exist.

Yesterday, it was botsplained to me by ChatGPT that diversity exists in the world.

botsplain by anonymous May 23, 2023

pmsplaining 

When a girl from Plumstead Manor who thinks she's smarter than you tries to explains something to you

"stop pmsplaining it's bare jarring init"

pmsplaining by Hurl Tie March 5, 2023

Pitsplain

When a news story identifies the breed in a gruesome dog attack as a pit bull, and the comments are immediately overwhelmed by defenders of the breed, who blame the owner or the stigma and show no regard for the victim.

My 3 year daughter old lost her arm to an unprovoked pit bull, but instead of sympathy for the kid, there was just a bunch of pitsplaining.

Pitsplain by 3250kyside February 3, 2021

potplant 

potplant; also known as the cannabis plant. the phrase 'potplant' derives from the fact that parts of the plant are used to make 'pot', and the plant refers to the fact it is a plant.

'Nanna, would you like me to water this --- what is it?'
'Next to the petunias? Its just an ordinary potplant, dear.'
'A potplant? A POTPLANT?!!!!!!!!!!!! REACH FOR THE SKY, MOTHERFUCKER!'

potplant by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

Potplant 

potplants: a place NOT to throw up in when in a drunkerly state. (especially not ones that belong to your mother)

hey im so incredibly pissed, lets throw up in these potplants""no dude, they are my mum's potplants

Potplant by mcghinch May 11, 2011

POGsplaining 

Someone who is a POG and tries explaining to a non POG how dangerous the military is while training or in combat, but holds an MOS that does not warrant being in actual warfare training or combat.

This guy was POGsplaining to me how dangerous fording a river is, knowing full well I was in the Infantry.

POGsplaining by TheLegendaryKillaK March 18, 2022