Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.

That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.

Pat-splaining by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018

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Pamsplaining

The art of overly explaining information in great detail when it isn’t necessary

My ears are bleeding because of Pamsplaining.

Pamsplaining by WhoDat1323 January 14, 2022

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Petsplaining

The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.

I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.

Petsplaining by rpcgal January 29, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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