Petsplaining 

The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.

I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.

Petsplaining by rpcgal January 29, 2022

Vetsplaining 

The act of simply and unpretentiously explaining medical and nonmedical information about veterinary medicine to both medically trained and laypersons.

Vetsplaining is an invaluable and humorous podcast by Dr. Lisa McFaddin.

Let me vetsplain hyperthyroidism in cats to you.

In order to convey the severity of Fluffy's illness the doctor vetsplained the problem precisely and completely to the owner.

If only my veterinarian could describe my dog's problem in a way I understood easily....oh you need her/him to vetsplain it to you.

Vetsplaining by Dr. LOL September 14, 2018

pmsplaining 

When a girl from Plumstead Manor who thinks she's smarter than you tries to explains something to you

"stop pmsplaining it's bare jarring init"

pmsplaining by Hurl Tie March 5, 2023

POGsplaining 

Someone who is a POG and tries explaining to a non POG how dangerous the military is while training or in combat, but holds an MOS that does not warrant being in actual warfare training or combat.

This guy was POGsplaining to me how dangerous fording a river is, knowing full well I was in the Infantry.

POGsplaining by TheLegendaryKillaK March 18, 2022

Pamsplaining 

The art of overly explaining information in great detail when it isn’t necessary

My ears are bleeding because of Pamsplaining.

Pamsplaining by WhoDat1323 January 14, 2022

Pigsplaining 

Common phenomenon, similar to "mansplaining," except when done by a pig (police officer) trying to explain away their bad and usually racist behavior.

Cop enters home and arrests black homeowner (in his own home). Cop later realizes his mistake and tries to explain away his racist behavior by saying that said homeowner was acting suspiciously.

Johhny: "There he goes pigsplaining away his racist actions."

Pigsplaining by Deku1312 March 6, 2020

Netsplaining

The internet phenomenon where ask you about a specific thing and the people of the internet tell you how wrong you are to want said thing.

Also, answering an online inquiry in the most unhelpful way. A specific way of trolling the hive mind.

Example:

Before I go shopping for one, are any of my friends looking to sell their lawn mower?

Netsplainers netsplaining: They sell them at Walmart. Try Lowe's. Just pay someone to mow it for you.

Example:

Does anyone know how to activate the missed call light on this specific model of phone? I can't find anything after several online searches.

Netsplainers netsplaining: Just check your missed call log. Just leave your ringer on. Google it. I never liked that light and neither should you. Jeff Parker says you've been netsplained.

Netsplaining by Shallan Davar April 24, 2022