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abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.
'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'
by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009
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similar to a 'breast', but covered in tentacles; hence the compound word 'breastacle'

most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.
'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'
by fine_dine_decca August 13, 2009
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somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.

they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.

anything within reason, of course.
Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right.

'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'
by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009
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when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.
'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'
by fine_dine_decca August 12, 2009
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when you hi 5 a bi-sexual.

often used to imply the person you are hi 5ing is a closet bisexual.
hey sam nice bi five!

"Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?"
"No way man, that was a definite bi 5!"
"Wait, so he's a ---"
"Yep, biggest bi on the block!"
by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009
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when one subtly makes casual remarks about god/christianity/jesus that causes christian friends to overreact and defend their beliefs to the amusement of oneself.
*Christian Baiting in Practice'
'Well of course God is clearly a homophobe.'
'What... no he isn't'
'Well doesn't he say in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin."'
'Um, he hates homosexuality, not homosexuals as people!'
'What do you think defines them as homosexuals? Their sexuality, of course. So God is a homophobe.'
'Well you're going to hell so HA!'
'Touche... touche...'
by fine_dine_decca October 15, 2009
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someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009
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