exam cramwich

exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.

one sunday evening on msn....

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?

by fine_dine_decca September 02, 2009

facebook masturbation

one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.

'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.

by fine_dine_decca October 01, 2009

potplant

potplant; also known as the cannabis plant. the phrase 'potplant' derives from the fact that parts of the plant are used to make 'pot', and the plant refers to the fact it is a plant.

'Nanna, would you like me to water this --- what is it?'
'Next to the petunias? Its just an ordinary potplant, dear.'
'A potplant? A POTPLANT?!!!!!!!!!!!! REACH FOR THE SKY, MOTHERFUCKER!'

by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

bi 5

when you hi 5 a bi-sexual.

often used to imply the person you are hi 5ing is a closet bisexual.

hey sam nice bi five!

"Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?"
"No way man, that was a definite bi 5!"
"Wait, so he's a ---"
"Yep, biggest bi on the block!"

by fine_dine_decca August 01, 2009

skitzo

someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.

'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'

by fine_dine_decca August 09, 2009

breastacle

similar to a 'breast', but covered in tentacles; hence the compound word 'breastacle'

most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.

'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'

by fine_dine_decca August 13, 2009

fake out

to fake make out, or to make out fakely.

James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.

by fine_dine_decca January 31, 2010