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a nocturnal turtle; a turtle that is awake at the night time and asleep at the daytime. also known as a party turtle or wartortle.
James, the biggest douche in the universe, wished he was dead, or at least a nocturtle because let's face it he was pretty shit as a human being.
Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.
Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.
by fine_dine_decca February 2, 2010
Get the nocturtle mug.hey sam nice bi five!
"Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?"
"No way man, that was a definite bi 5!"
"Wait, so he's a ---"
"Yep, biggest bi on the block!"
"Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?"
"No way man, that was a definite bi 5!"
"Wait, so he's a ---"
"Yep, biggest bi on the block!"
by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009
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often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet.
often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet.
'Hey Jake, so why are we here on this sunny day at such an indoor pet shop?'
'Well Joseph, I'm here to get me a ratcat.'
'Ratcat? Sorry Jake, i'm unfamiliar with the phrase.'
'Then go look it up on urbandictionary, i don't have time to explain for I'm busy buying a ratcat.'
'Well Joseph, I'm here to get me a ratcat.'
'Ratcat? Sorry Jake, i'm unfamiliar with the phrase.'
'Then go look it up on urbandictionary, i don't have time to explain for I'm busy buying a ratcat.'
by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009
Get the ratcat mug.abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.
nickname for scott's fat gf.
nickname for scott's fat gf.
'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'
by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009
Get the hamsam mug.this is what happens at the first start of the school day. the teacher will get a piece of paper (or just use their memory if they are a smart teacher) that has the names of the kids in the class on it. she (or he) will read out the names on the list to see who is present, and who is absent.
often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
"Ok, let's just get the roll call out of the way and we can get stuck into our work!"
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
by fine_dine_decca August 2, 2009
Get the roll call mug.although it is often mistaken for an official award, it is merely an expression used to denote just how faggy someone is.
'Gosh, that banno sure takes home the fag trophy.'
'You're telling me, could that skirt BE any shorter?'
'Well, physically, it could. But I see what you're getting at.'
'You're telling me, could that skirt BE any shorter?'
'Well, physically, it could. But I see what you're getting at.'
by fine_dine_decca August 3, 2009
Get the fag trophy mug.someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
by fine_dine_decca August 8, 2009
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