fine_dine_decca's definitions

facebook masturbation

one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.

'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.

by fine_dine_decca September 30, 2009

breastacle

similar to a 'breast', but covered in tentacles; hence the compound word 'breastacle'

most notable for the fact that when you grab one, it can grab you right back.

'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'

by fine_dine_decca August 13, 2009

christian baiting

when one subtly makes casual remarks about god/christianity/jesus that causes christian friends to overreact and defend their beliefs to the amusement of oneself.

*Christian Baiting in Practice'
'Well of course God is clearly a homophobe.'
'What... no he isn't'
'Well doesn't he say in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin."'
'Um, he hates homosexuality, not homosexuals as people!'
'What do you think defines them as homosexuals? Their sexuality, of course. So God is a homophobe.'
'Well you're going to hell so HA!'
'Touche... touche...'

by fine_dine_decca October 16, 2009

fag trophy

although it is often mistaken for an official award, it is merely an expression used to denote just how faggy someone is.

'Gosh, that banno sure takes home the fag trophy.'
'You're telling me, could that skirt BE any shorter?'
'Well, physically, it could. But I see what you're getting at.'

by fine_dine_decca August 3, 2009

uow student syndrome

if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...

then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.

symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.

'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'

Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.

'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'

by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009

nocturtle

a nocturnal turtle; a turtle that is awake at the night time and asleep at the daytime. also known as a party turtle or wartortle.

James, the biggest douche in the universe, wished he was dead, or at least a nocturtle because let's face it he was pretty shit as a human being.

Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.

by fine_dine_decca February 2, 2010

hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009