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Potatoism 

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

potatoism 

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.
Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN
potatoism by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

you potatoed! 

Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.
*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”
you potatoed! by iPlayyz November 6, 2017

potatoad 

A misshapen, lackadaisical person that prides him/herself on their ability to only ever achieve the bare minimum of what is required. Subject may also blink excessively in an exaggerated fashion and have their tongue hang out in pictures that undoubtably make it to facebook.
Matt Rosengren is a fuckin' potatoad
potatoad by anherolol March 22, 2009

Potatoism 

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book
She believes in potatoism
Potatoism by PotatoGRILL101 January 15, 2019

Potatoism 

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god
Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism
Potatoism by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017