potatoed 

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

potatoed by Hannah R June 1, 2005

Potatoed 

To get 'potatoed' or be in a 'potato' state usually refers to taking a slight overdose of MDMA caps or similar substance. One enters a state of potato or vegetable where the mind no longer references the regular world and only roots the munted state.
If entered in pairs or groups one can often only see the other participant as an actual raw potato on the couch, chair or public infrastructure.

"Fuck mate im potatoed!"
Jesus bruv... you are potatoed right now

Potatoed by leopardskinpants January 21, 2015

potatoed 

a word used instead of "baked."

"dude yesterday i got so potatoed nigga"
"DUDEEEEEEE"

potatoed by Phillip the nigga March 9, 2009

potatoed 

Placing a potato in someone's personal area only to get them to take a "potato" quality picture of said potato.

"What's up with that crappy picture of a potato that Philip keeps asking about?"

"Someone put a potato on his desk. Dude got potatoed."

potatoed by UD Free May 11, 2016

you potatoed! 

Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.

*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”

you potatoed! by iPlayyz November 6, 2017

fully-potatoed 

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

fully-potatoed by Rob9001 February 7, 2010

Couch Potatoed 

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience

I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.

Couch Potatoed by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018