Potatoism

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

Potatoism

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

by PotatoGRILL101 January 16, 2019

Potatoism

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

by Flyingspegett August 4, 2017

Potatoism

The inability to hit any of the enemy with any weapon in online gaming

“Mate, you missed them all! Have you got potatoism?”

by Fireblade69 June 22, 2018

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose March 10, 2018

Potatoism

Potatoism
The voluntary and gracious act of viewing "Agent P." as the 1 true ruler of the dabloon economy and the rest of the universe

Dang, fuck that im converting to Potatoism

by Agent B(ogi) January 29, 2022

Potato Potato

Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.

From the "What's that Word" podcast...Bald men, redheaded men; Potato Potato.

by Cori and Laura February 11, 2021