Potatocide 

The killing of one's potato. Like matricide and patricide are the killing of one's parents, potatocide is the killing of one's potato.

"OMG he committed potatocide!"
"Gasp why?!? Potatoes are too beautiful to kill."

Potatocide by theunicorn67 January 12, 2015

potatochest 

the feeling you get when you eat potato and it gets stuck in your throat/chest and you can't breathe properly

*person swallows large piece of potato* 'this piece of potato is stuck in my chest i'm having difficulty breathing!!' 'you've got potatochest!!!'

potatochest by charl0ttefelton February 2, 2013

Potatocist 

Someone that hates Potatoes with a Passion and should be Executed.

Person: LOOK ITS A POTATOCIST!

Potatocist by EdgyTurtleman May 26, 2021

Potatocake 

an atomican

Potatocake by Ghost in the Shell March 20, 2003

potatotude 

Is when you have a potato attitude.. just blah and without a personality. I have lived somewhere in the North-West where some people are just Blah, redneck, boring, xenophobe, judgmental; and need to tour the world to get some culture.

Some girls in Idaho have potatotude.
You are acting like you suffer from potatotude.
Not all Idahoan girls have potatotude.
She is so blah I think she might have potatotude.
You don't get potatotude from eating too many fries, but you might get it from having the head full of mashed potaters. it's also called potatotudness or potatudness.

potatotude by U-cf June 7, 2010

potatocake 

Cool, buff and handsome guy who has daily changes of career direction. Universally admired by women.

Wow what a potatocake

potatocake by Gramyre January 23, 2004

Potatocake 

Administrator of the world famous webpage: "People who want bec"

Did you see Potatocakes "People who want bec" website? That page is whack

Potatocake by Anonymous March 20, 2003