potatoing

its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex

Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing

by shrekisgod420 December 17, 2016

potatoing

Spending lazy time on a couch watching tv, from the expression couch potato

- What have you been doing this weekend ?
- Nothing, just potatoing

by Bastien April 28, 2008

potatoing

when you throw potatos out of you car window at other cars and people not as good as egging tho

we went potatoing last nite

by gob shite May 21, 2005

potatoing

To fucking headbutt someone

Devin is potatoing the fuck out of Doug

by TheTyrone118 January 19, 2016

Potato Potato

Same meaning as Potato Potahto, but used when texting to save time and energy of spelling out Potahto.

From the "What's that Word" podcast...Bald men, redheaded men; Potato Potato.

by Cori and Laura February 11, 2021

Potato, potato

The expression means: "Whatever!", with an ironic tone.

Phoebe: Even if the break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Potato, potato

by CrowBR July 02, 2017

Potatoism

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018