potatoad 

A misshapen, lackadaisical person that prides him/herself on their ability to only ever achieve the bare minimum of what is required. Subject may also blink excessively in an exaggerated fashion and have their tongue hang out in pictures that undoubtably make it to facebook.

Matt Rosengren is a fuckin' potatoad

potatoad by anherolol March 22, 2009

you potatoed! 

Someone might say this when you’re playing a first person shooter and when you try to kill someone you miss every shot.

*playing call of duty*
“To your right!”
*turns to their right and misses every shot*
“You potatoed!!!”

you potatoed! by iPlayyz November 6, 2017

PotatoAnimation 

PotatoAnimation, A "Famous" twitch streamer, that likes to stream daily. He streams various games leading from VR to STEAM Titles. He is commonly known with his amazing CS-GO skills and hilarious interactions with his viewers. You should effeminately check him out on ( www.twitch.tv/potatoanimation ).

Yoo, Did you watch PotatoAnimations Stream?

PotatoAnimation by PotatoAnimation August 27, 2019

PotatoAnimator 

an AMAZING animator on Scratch who animates THE BEST PROJECTS

"bro look at this scratcher named PotatoAnimator"

PotatoAnimator by Someone's bestie August 4, 2020

Hot Potaload 

An activity similar to the game 'hot potato', which requires the participation of a male referee and at least two contestants. The referee ejaculates into one of the contestants' mouths and proceeds to play "Der Ententanz" by Werner Thomas. All contestants then must pass the ejaculate (in a clockwise formation) by the act of snowballing the load from one to another. Once the music stops, the contestant currently with the ejaculate must swallow the load and is then ejected from the game. The last contestant remaining becomes the winner. The winner's reward is typically a fisting.

Would you guys mind at least putting a tarp down the next time you decide to play Hot Potaload? Sarah threw up all over her lobster bib during the second round. This has been the messiest family BBQ ever.

Hot Potaload by Fluidyne September 8, 2013

potatoed 

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

potatoed by Hannah R June 1, 2005

fully-potatoed 

Being smashed, fried, and baked all at the same time. Often acquired at raves. Smashed being drunk, fried = tripping on acid, and baked = high. This condition can lead to many unfortunate but extremely hilarious outcomes. If you or anyone you know is fully-potatoed, 1st rule: you can not fly, no matter the circumstances. In this condition you sense of reality is altered to a point that nothing is real. It is fun but dangerous, your sense of time,depth, balance, sight, taste, smell, and hearing are so altered theres no point in trying to make sense of it; just relax and enjoy it. You also shouldn't drive or be around anything moving. Being outside and near streets or busy areas is extremely dangerous. Do not try to fill out any important documents, or make a transaction. Just have fun and DO NOT FLY.

@.@ uh man what direction is up, I'm way too full-potatoed...

or

Guy 1: Shhh, you! I can't hear the chipmunks, the sun's to loud!
Guy 2: Dude, you make no sense.
Guy 3: Yeah he's fully-potatoed

fully-potatoed by Rob9001 February 7, 2010