potatoes 

something you can boil, mash, or stick in a stew.

PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew.

potatoes by DaChazman September 5, 2004

POTATOES 

Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?

POTATOES r cool

POTATOES by JHONNAY June 30, 2020

potatoes 

Food that Irish people really like.

The Irish kids bought all the potatoes in the store.

potatoes by Drazen April 25, 2004

Potatoes 

A very cool plant it's used for fries and other stuff

Fact:You can't eat potatoes with a spoon or a neckmask on

I like potatoes lol

Potatoes by Jjsjjsusjjdndudhrhidjdhdu April 30, 2020

Potatoes 

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

Potatoes by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

potatoes 

Server administrators who like to let you know how powerful and how much better than you they are by abusing their powers.

Potato: !Ban l33t for being better than me and therefore having an aimbot.
Potato: !change name Wolfplayer to Ilovepotato
Potato: !putteam all my friends on my team even though the teams are stacked.
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest
Potato: !admintest

potatoes by Mashed Potato January 19, 2005

potatoes 

The explicit sexual act of an octogenarian plugging the glory hole of a young looking slutty, sexually perverse whore. During this act of perversion
the old man must slap the whore repeatedly on the ass and scream at the top of his lungs "Yeah Yaaah!"

"She got mouthy, so I went all potatoes on her. That stopped her incessant complaining."

"That bitch said she liked it rough, I assumed she meant dirty too. I passed her off to an old timer, and he went all potatoes on her."

potatoes by The MI Shocker December 3, 2013