Posteul

You are going to die, feeling threatened

The people reading this felt Posteul because i was going to...

by ITSMEMACCYBOI October 28, 2020

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Zoeb's Postulate

A postulate that can be used to conclude anything without any counter-arguments to object it.

It defies Newton's Laws, objects Chuck Norris, and is Bruce Lee's secret weapon.

"If I have 5 apples and eat 2 apples, how much apples do I have?"
"You have 9 apples"
"No...how do you get 9 apples?"
"Zoeb's Postulate"

by Demolition5 February 3, 2012

Postell

A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him

Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!

by They're all taken December 20, 2016

postculchie

a relatively common phenomenon whereby a nice country lad/lass relocates to the big shmoke and is consumed by the wealth of quare notions with which they are met. Your loved one may be undergoing this metamorphosis if they exhibit behaviours such as the consumption of hummus, chai lattes, and other 'exotic foods', as well as speaking with a slight but worsening Dublin brogue, and abandoning the uilleann pipes in favour of the electric guitar. If your loved one exhibits one or more of these symptoms, contact your local ICA centre immediately.

'That Kelly has some wild notions these days, she's gone fierce postculchie on us'.

by mmjofseph December 29, 2014

The Mere Postulation

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.

Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

by The Insult Man May 28, 2021

Thighler Skully Age Postulate

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010