Postell 

A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him

Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!

Postell by They're all taken December 20, 2016

portelli-wagel breakup 

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

portelli-wagel breakup by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

Alex Portelli

A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.

"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"

Alex Portelli by 09876543q March 21, 2023

Pootellah 

Poo-Tell-Ah - A reference to the sweet Fruittella miss pronounced due to a strong Indian accent.

From the film Anuvahood

Customer: Have you got any Fruittella?

(Angrily expressing that he is sold out of Fruitella)
Shop Owner: Why you want bloody Pootellah.

Pootellah by Jazzler October 27, 2011

Postill 

A noble surname, originating from medieval Europe. Considered royalty in sections of Europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret.

"I could never go out with a Postill, I'm not worthy enough"

Postill by SueDoe October 23, 2009

Postel 

Verb: Acting as if knowledge flows out of ones mouth with every breath taken. While in reality usually being wrong on 80% of a topic.

The state of Georgia has the number one water park in the world out of the top ten developing nations in the top 40 of the world.

that guy is pulling a postel

Postel by captain state the obvious December 7, 2010

Pestell Package 

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.

The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.

Pestell Package by MC Warlow May 7, 2008