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posteurbater

One who repeatedly replies to their questions/comments on an online forum.
I don't know why he ever asks a question anyway, he's such a posteurbater no one else has a chance to answer!
by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017
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posturbate

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.
Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.
by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007
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posturbate

When you have a load so majestic that you must upload a picture of it to Facebook, Twitter, or Intagram.
You: Hey man, did you see me posturbate last night?
Friend: Yeah, I'm unfollowing you on Instagram.
by jigganut January 2, 2015
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posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.
Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.
by lauracs June 13, 2008
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Posturbate

On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.
Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.
by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010
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poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do
hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud
by moppalady February 1, 2014
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