posteurbater
I don't know why he ever asks a question anyway, he's such a posteurbater no one else has a chance to answer!
posteurbater by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017
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Posturbate
On Facebook, persistently attempt to steer threads in a sexual direction; continually make lewd and suggestive comments, regardless of their relevance to the original post or current tone of the thread.
Nancy: Grandma Geriatrician's birthday on Saturday. What do you get for a 90 year old???
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.
Moira: What else could you want or need at that age?
Rhonda: Just wrap up something she already has. She's 90!!!! She won't remember if she had one or not.
Moira: Then re-wrap it and let your brother give it to her, too ... lol!
Keith: I'd like to give you a "pearl necklace" for your birthday.
Nancy: Dude, that doesn't even make sense! Go posturbate somewhere else.
Posturbate by Baroness Buttercup December 12, 2010
poosterbaterprocrastinator
similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do
poosterbaterprocrastinator by moppalady February 1, 2014
kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.