Portoon 

Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)

In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative

Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.

One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.

Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".

One can also "portoon heavy for" something.

Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.

While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.

Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*

Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*

Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"

Portoon by samboosak November 5, 2019

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

Spaff Portion by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021

Pontoon Boat 

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.

Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.

Pontoon Boat by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010

Rusty Pontoon 

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.

“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times

Rusty Pontoon by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023

Pontoon 

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!

Pontoon by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

pontoon 

sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane

She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.

pontoon by mandingoe May 5, 2004

pontooning 

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.

You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.

pontooning by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013