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When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Pontoon by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
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sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane
She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.
pontoon by mandingoe May 5, 2004
The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.
Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.
pontoon by zanny May 26, 2004
The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.
Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.
pontoon by Jason Jopke June 13, 2005
a code-name for penis
"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."
Pontoon by Skott October 17, 2004
A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.
Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"
Pontoon by Charles Of Nazereth December 30, 2004
Pontoon and drug used by people who have ADHD.
How bout them addies son?
I got a orange pontoon.
pontoon by Smacktards October 30, 2007