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Pontooning 

When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.
Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!

Pontooning 

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.
After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.
Pontooning by catmontty January 5, 2015

Pontooning 

To float around the true meaning of a word or phrase.
Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...
Pontooning by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

Pontooning 

When you motor-boat someones butt instead of their boobs.
Whadda ya say we finish this drinks and I go pontoon you for a while?
I am really looking forward to pontooning you after this steak dinner.
Pontooning by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021

Pontooning 

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.
I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.
Pontooning by cheergirl420 April 1, 2022

Pontooning 

The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat

#LING&BONES
Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud
Pontooning by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024